Sunday, September 28, 2008

28 September 2008



Hoowdie Dootie Folks!!

Well the last few weeks have flown by, and I don't feel like I did that much, but here goes nothing. The first into the second week of September, the wifey's family and I ventured to the Outter Banks, NC, for some vacationing. I picked up a new set of tires on the Explorer due to the fact that TS Hanna was headed north towards us. We packed up the Explorer, dog and all, and headed southbound through the rain and wind. Most of the weight was 12oz bottles and cans of ethanol-based products, ...shocking! There was much more wind than anything, and when we stopped in Virginia along Route 13 (Pat knows this Route ever so familiar), we almost lost the puppy in the wind. Even with all the bad weather, we made record time, since everyone sensible was inside that weekend. When we got down to the island, the sun was peaking through the clouds.

Other than one day of rain, we had great weather for the week, and IKE went south unfortunately for Texas. Most of the week consisted of taking the puppy for a walk on the beach in the morning, late breakfast, the beach for a few hours of sun and wave riding, late lunch, evening puppy walk on the beach, dinner, and then a few cocktails. A few cigars were smoked on the beach with the boyz, and the wifey's cousin and I took an ocean kayak into the ocean a few times. Taking this vessel into the ocean around the TS was intense, and we hit a few huge breakers late, causing Edddie, her cousin, to basically fall out of the sky as we peaked the crests. Riding the waves in was a rush, and would leave us resting on our beach chairs for a few hours to recoup our energy.

I was able to ease back into my work week, since I had a class that week. This opened up into our weekend adventure to Penn State University for a footy game vs. Temple. Since I am always a passenger up and back, and booze it all the way up, I decided to drive the wifey, friend, and friend's wife up and back to Penn State. When you don't drink that much, it makes driving and basically staying awake so much easier. To date, I don't think that I ever made it up and back without a nap. Yes, taking a bow for those who are asking. Penn State crushed Temple, of course, and the win plus the great food made the trip very successful.

This week was a full week of work, but nothing really that big happened. I basically ruined a bunch of people's trips when they got there 'ducket' for speeding or some other stupid violation that people think they are entitled to do. A guy from DE was shocked that he was stopped for traveling 87mph in a 65mph zone, since he thought Troopers didn't start counting until 80mph....DOPE. To ensure him that he was wrong, I issued him a speeding violation...hey, I don't want anyone leaving my State confused, haha. Questions like his lead me to fear the future of our country...a bunch of morons who think they are entitled to wild things. Along law enforcement chat, another Philly cop was killed this week...so sad. At least this scumbag was killed minutes later by another of Philadelphia's finest.

So, Patrick, I hear that you busted your gut doing some abs or something...I told you not to follow Billy Blanks intense abdominal program over there! Seriously, I am saddened to hear of your injury. At least you will get patched up over there, and it will overall strengthen that area. That way you can start squatting upon your return to the US of A. I read your comment,...I miss you too brother, I do. I was traveling back from Penn State and everyone was dozing off, and I wanted someone to call, so I started scrolling through my cell. Your number is on there, but it's a tease, I can't call it. I much look forward to when I can call your cell, and look forward to your incoming calls when your traveling and are bored...it is sad to say, but I miss you calling when you're basically bored driving back to or from work. Quick healing. Lastly before bed, I read that you broke your glasses, so I got you a pair. If I mail them out this week, would you get them and be able to use them? Let me know, they are Oaklies and are sweet...get back at me braseffffff!! Be safe, and no more Billy Blanks until after X-mas! Much love, Shawn
PICS...View from the top deck of the house, and the latest "Beast" picture at around 100Lbs.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

14 August 2008









Okay, you damn impatient mofos!! The above pictures are from a few weeks ago when the wifey and I went to LBI. We did the 'old people' weekend, meaning we drank at my friend's house, instead of braving the clubs with all the meat out there. I played Jenga for the first time...yes sad, very sad. It was quite fun, especially since a few blocks in there had 'drinking suggestions' on them. It was a great weekend though-the best weather.


The following weekend was our anniversary, and we went out for a nice dinner. I got the wifey a pair of diamond earrings, which although expensive, have paid for themselves in demeanor. The same week, we saw Coldplay in concert. I highly recommend them, if you don't mind the comments from The 40Yr. Old Virgin...You know why I know you're gay?? Because you listen to Colplay. Oh well.

House updates are as follows: I finally painted the trim around the garage, and it looks amazing. I will get a full picture this week to post up here. We purchased a dining room set (damn I'm broke now), and a firepit for the back pavers. We will be doing fires quite frequently soon...my neighbor gets free wood from work, and I plan on taking full advantage. I have to recoat the driveway, and level my air conditioner, and then it's on to painting the inside...yeah.

Work...well work is the same every day. Sorry to disappoint...I'll keep my eyes open for 'dirtbags'. There is a funny "Super Trooper-ish" activity that I do daily. If a Trooper is on a stop at my Station, I'll drive by and get on the "PA", and give out a "KAKAA, KAKAA". For those persons not at the wedding, that are out of the loop, ask my brother. I will give a hint...it originates from a porno double piston movement. When you are informed, you'll get the humor of yelling this through a "PA" while driving past a Trooper on a motor vehicle stop.

Last update from Patrick....he decided, at no fault of his own, to kindly call me from overseas this morning. I unfortunately had worked midnights, and went to bed at 8am (he called at 10am here time). Not only was I out of it, but I was waiting for my dining room furniture, and the company was supposed to call me. I was so out of it that I answered and thought it was them. Patrick, on the other line, began yelling for me to get up, and I thought it was the movers being extremely rude. I guess you had to be there, but it gave us a good laugh. 80-something days to go...outstanding news!! Be safe over there, and quit lifting...I can't keep up with all this heat over here. As per MK, I'm shrinking to a 'skinny' state.
Enjoy the "Brownie Challenge" Picture, and Bodhi's favorite sleeping position, upside-down.

Well, I hope this fills you're need for now...another to come shortly probably from the Outter Banks, NC...jealous? Good Nite to you all, and THANK YOU for calling big brother. You can wake me up anytime to talk!!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

8 July 2008


Alright, I am going to attempt to keep this quick, and update my blog more than every three weeks. Not much has occurred, but I don't want to feel the 'heat'. Since my last blog, I worked the 4th weekend. During the day, we hit up the in-law's house to meet my brother-in-law's in-laws. His wife is from Hungary, and her mother and older sister flew in for a few weeks to see the little newborn. It was cool, except they don't speak a lot of English, so I attempted with hand gestures...I am sure they were baffled by my ability to eat. I think they were going to the beach this week. It may be Jersey (baby!), but they have never seen the beach before...weird. My squadmate had a great stop, where a guy was under the influence of drugs, and a subsequent search of the vehicle revealed a revolver in the center console..loaded.
Saturday day, we went over to our neighbors' house for a bbq and a few hours of pool. By the time I was prune-ish, I had to dry off and head to work. Saturday night was uneventful as was Sunday. Monday I worked on the lawn again like a mad-man. I went around to the bare spots, placed seed, and then covered each with fresh fertilized topsoil. If I don't have a nice lawn by September, heads will roll.
Things to come this weekend: Phills game Friday night with fireworks show, Saturday Mets game in NY, and Sunday replacing our back door with new $450.00 door. Yeah, the money just flows in the front door, and out through the back (pun?). Other better things to come...Patrick comes home within the next week+. I can say that I have waited months to see this man, and will be there when he returns. The loud airports and trip will be worth it to this side of the WORLD I guarantee that...safe trip...a Summer Ale Samuel Adams awaits your right hand. "Always a good choice"!
NITE. PS- Enjoy the above Boston skyline picture from last month.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

24 June 2008











Yes, wow, it has been a looong time. I know my fans are impatient, but loyal, so here goes the latest that I can remember mostly due to the fact that I turned 31 this month. Yes, and for those that are geared-up to drop a comment, just remember that I buy most of you birthday presents!! On a sad note, I will pay my respects to my wife's grandfather, who passed away last month suddenly. The amount of loss that I observed suffered from one family was a sure testament to the man that he was. A life lesson I suppose to enjoy each day to the fullest, even in foreign countries with 'swamp ass'. (haha)
For my birthday, my wife took me to Boston, MA, for the weekend. It was a blast. For those that haven't been, please get up there, and take me again with you. Friday we hit up the aquarium, and then Cheers. My favorite part of Cheers was texting my buddy that I had to take a huge crap in the bathroom...take that Norm!! Saturday, we took the Boston DUCK TOUR, and then visited one of the greatest places on earth....the Samuel Adams Boston Lager factory!! See attached photo. And yes, I had free beer of course, and bought my brother a 'perfect pint' glass, which he will get and receive explanation about same when he returns next month. We never got into Fenway due to private tours, but drank in a pup outside it (close enough I think). Saturday night we ate dinner atop the Prudential building at 52 stories high. We had dinner with the view of the city around us...pretty sweet!!
When I returned, my wife's brother had his baby girl, and we got over to see little Lilliana (spelling). This name came to some (T-bone) as a shock since she has been struggling for girl names with big Joe. I am sure they will pick a great name if they get that 1/2 of the coin soon. She is quite pretty and also quite the screamer...big lungs on that girl. I told Mike that he should check on the mailman, since his daughter is way too cute to have come from his loins (joke).
Last Friday was a great night of music when the wifey and I got to see Pearl Jam in Camden, NJ. For those who haven't gone, they put on a crazy show, and come highly recommended. It brought me back to my younger days when I couldn't stand Pearl Jam, and busted my brother's balls for listening to such non-metal music. Things sure come fully around the circle I suppose. The same weekend the US-side of the family went up to Mer's house to celebrate. The little girls are getting very big. Shannon is very similar each time, but Sloane is on the juice I think. I have never seen a baby get so large so quickly. We had a bench off, and I just barely won. Both received 110% of my time and attention as they well deserved!!
Lastly, my wife and I bought a new (used) car this evening and then bought a new back door for our house, since the old one is in NEED of replacement. The car is a Ford Explorer to be utilized only to bring this family and puppy (see photo of same beast) around when it is needed. The Chevy will be used on all other occasions in order to save on the petroleum costs. The Ford is a sweet vehicle to drive though, I must admit.
To Patrick, I cannot wait to see you. You look fierce with HUUGE arms in your recent pictures. I don't think you do any running over there, just bicep curls!! I cannot wait to have a beer with you, and relax a little in your company. I have saved seeing Indiana Jones to when we can both go see it. You are missed, come home soon!! GOODNITE ALL, ENJOY THE PICS.




Thursday, May 15, 2008

15 May 2008




So, I'm back baby! I know I am a terrible so called 'blogger' but I save up for the juicy news...or at least I'm going with that. To be honest, not too much has happened in the past few weeks.


I'll start with the obvious and the old-school...my house. The wifey and I finally mustered the strength to go to a nursery and buy some small 'shrubbery' (feel free to scream if you get the pun from Monte Python) and 1.5 yards of mulch for our new retaining wall. See attached photos of same, plus the puppy asleep on his new bed...Poland Spring water bottles. I think the front of the casa finally looks like it has 'curb appeal'. The next project is replacing the wood around my two garage doors and freshly painting the wood and my window panels.


The week before we also hit up New Hope, PA, for the wifey's brother's wife's baby shower. Yes, I thought a few times about admitting that on here, but there were also about six other "can we call ourselves guys now" there. It seems there are a lot of expecting mothers surrounding me in my circle of trust these days...thus far I am managing to dodge that train. I can always fall back on the fact that I attended the shower for the outstanding cake and food...it was amazing food.


A cool side note police-related story. Last week I investigated a nice domestic 'incident' at one of our rest areas. It started as follows: we get a call that there is a female bleeding from her head with no shoes in one of the rest areas. I respond alone and search the rest area, and find the 'victim' by the phones. She has a gold ball-sized lump on her left eye and a softball-sized lump on her left cheek. The basic story is that she and a man friend got into a verbal argument, and he tried to flee the scene in her car. She attempted to hold on to the drivers-side opened door until he shoved her from the car...causing her to fall and receive the above injuries. She could have gotten really hurt if her head didn't soften the blow, hahaha. He leaves the State, but later returns to get charged. Allegedly, she started the beatings within the car while it was moving, and she got charged too. The couple in the car have a child together, and the same male and his fiance (a separate woman) have a child together, and the whole argument started over jealously of the second relationship...D.R.A.MA.!!


I am going to finalize this blog, and get ready for work. To my brother: the photos and the stories are always great, and I am glad to hear that you feel like a soldier again. I cannot put myself in your shoes, but I think I know how you feel. Be safe as always, and send more 'heeled shoes' shots...the old ones are starting to bore me over here. Laters...

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

29 April 2008

Well, hope everyone is doing well out there all over this world. I just am dropping a quick memo to update today's activities basically. Most of you out there won't get the point of this blog, but hopefully Patrick will read it soon and enjoy. Before I start, I am wishing myself a happy anniversary for today is my three (3) year anniversary with the SP. Call it a 'pat on the back' if you will, but I am proud.
So, I met up at LaSalle College High School today with Mark Z for career day there for the Sophomores up to Juniors. We were there to discuss the career of law enforcement. You would not recognize the school...looks more like a college, except the kids look even younger and 'punk-ish'. From what I remember of High School, the guys were much bigger...that or I was just so damn tiny. I saw Mr. "C" in the hallway and told him hello from you. Mr. Jackson sat in on our presentations, and I think you had him for History or something. He sends his best to you. A couple of side notes: Mr. Bloh is still there, as is Mr. Guillespi and Mrs. Poinisiac for chemistry. Little Brian Z is a freshman there, and told me they have the volleyball net up in the "PIT". Remember when students could smoke there...my things have changed. Walking out of there made me think of all the times I drove with you in the blue Honda. Anyway, if I think of anything else that I can recollect, I'll add it to this blog.
On a final note, I finally got your watch in from Casio, and will be mailing it out (with a few things along with it) to you this Friday. If there is anything you can think of that you need, just respond to this blog and I'll add it to the list. As always, be safe and see you soon....
I'm sure you heard the great news about our baby sister...wow, how people change/grow!!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

20 April 2008




Well, just like my brother, I will start with an apology for the gap in my posts. I'm back, baby! This weekend was a doosey...starting Friday night, Tina and I met up with her brother and expecting wife for dinner. Afterwards, we walked up the street to grab some ice cream. I don't know if it was a combo of seafood and dairy, but I had a mini-emergency at the ice cream parlor. When I came back out to leave the parlor, the lady who was working there forgot that I was back there...perhaps it took me a bit longer than 'my usual business elapsed time'. Saturday, I painted my porch and did some caulking. I haven't realized in a while what a pain in the 'arse' it is to tape before painting intricate items. Tina and I then hit up the city, where we watched our first Phills game of the season. The weather was picture perfect to say the least, although the fighting Phills lost in the end. Saturday night we headed into Trenton to watch the Guns Vs. Hoes charity boxing matches, where a few of my buddies put their bodies to 'the distance'. Tina immediately forbid me from next years matches...shocker, yeah I know! Today I cut my grass, which was a little over normal standards. I finished some more caulking before I put down the second coat of paint on my porch this week. Tina and I then mustered the strength to hit up the gym...if my brother can get a workout in the worst of conditions, the least I can do is push my body a little at the end of the day.
It is a long week of working ahead of me, but I wanted to drop a blog for my 'blog groupies', haha. The three pictures attached above are as follows: Two of Bodhi of course at his new size/weight, and a picture of me at my beautiful mother's birthday party. Everyone be safe, and see you soon. Patrick, (just for the record) I really paid no attention to your email labeled blog. You are going to pretty much get whatever email and care packages I send, and we can discuss your thoughts when you return, haha. A special 'be safe' to you, and remember you are missed over here every day. On an end note, the clearer picture of you and the "NOVA" jersey up the mountain is sweet...thanks!

Monday, March 31, 2008

31 March 2008




Wow, almost April...winter went fast. Well, the weekend was the biggest and newest part of my life, so I will focus there. My neighbor, Chris, and his father-in-law, who is a master carpenter, were willinging to help me fix up my front porch, which has been bothering me for months. Chris and I went to Lowe's this week past, and gathered up all the supplies...specifically about "seven-hunge" worth....$700 for the lame white people out there whose ears are not in tune with the 'streets'. I had to tell myself that it would be much more expensive to have this installed, haha. Sunday morning we three tackled the task, and six-ish hours later my home looks amazing from the front at least. I only have to get grass to grow in my front yard, and add all the little bushes to the retaining wall. Attached are the photos of the completed project (minus some painting of course).


The day(s) before were typical for the Turnpike except for the phone call that I got a telephone call from a Hawaii area code, which turned out to be my big brother. Besides the time delay, it was really a great 25-ish minutes. I kinda felt like I was calling "Stern", and had to turn down my radio. FYI Bill, I figured out how to send the Stern to Pat, so if you want any of them, supply your address to my email, or an email address that accepts larger files. It was great to hear that he enjoyed the care package not only from us, but many others who have shown their support. It was so great to hear his voice, and joke around, as what is pretty much standard during our talks/greets. I think I immediately turn into a 14 year old when I pick up the phone. He eventually had to go since when it was mid-day here, it was 11:30pm there, and he stated specifically that he needed his 'beauty rest'. I think my next care package, I'll send some cucumbers to put on his eyelids, haha.


And on that note, it is around 11:30 here, and I too need my rest. I will add here that I missed my brother's anniversary, and will be calling MK tomorrow in order to celebrate that date in history. Be safe, send more photos, keep your eyes off those 'heels' over there, and call again when you can...it was appreciated.


Nite.

Monday, March 17, 2008

17 March 2008




So, yes you guessed it, I am posting a St. Patty's Day Post. So, what else is new for this week? The week was usual at work, except for a few good arrests I made. Life on the PIKE is like a rollercoaster...lots of boredom and then some short-lived excitement. Recently, we got a call about a male suffering from a possible seizure headed southbound. I was driving northboud, and for those that are not familiar, the PIKE is divided by a 4 ft. high concrete median barrier that keeps TTs (Tractor Trailers) and people from killing each other when they drive like morons. Upon my arrival northbound, I observed the driver passed out behind the wheel in the left lane of travel. I quickly hurdled the barrier, dragged him out of the car, and moved his vehicle into the shoulder. It turns out he was almost 3 times the legal limit, and had decided to park in the left lane of the PIKE to take a nap....smart.


The weekend turned out to be pretty chill. After working Friday night, I got to see the little sisters, and have a few pints for the Irish in our family...I think I drank for the three of us, haha. It was back to work Sunday, and tonight for a DWI Supp. It may seem like a shot at my mom (inside joke), but I do like the longer daylit days, and the warmer weather. We were very lucky thus far with snow, and the cold weather.


Before I go, one last funny story. The other day during a bad wind storm (Yes, I am sure the wind storms over there are much worse big brother), we lost a piece of siding to my house. It is small enough for me to fix, but my roof is very pitched. After chicken-ing out a bunch of times, I finally decided I was simply being a 'scaredy cat' (spelling?) and climbed up and onto the roof. I literally got about 5 feet up before I started sliding cliffhanger style towards the ladder. I had to grasp onto the end shingles to stop my descent. Without saying, that was my last attempt at that part of my roof. I am going to climb up and around next time, haha. Glad to be alive...Laters!


As always, be safe bro, and let me know your thoughts on your package when it arrives soon!! Enjoy the two recent pup pics...15ish weeks old, about 36 lbs, and 110% "a terror".

Monday, March 10, 2008

10 March 2008

I just got back from the VET and the Station, where all of squad #1 got to meet Bodhi. They loved him. Bodhi got his third set of shots today, and had his left rear leg checked out. He seems to limp on it when it rains, and it is so heartbreaking to watch. We bring him back to the VET tomorrow for his X-rays. The VET seemed positive and as much as we do, he seems to want to diagnose it soon and treat it. The weekend was pretty normal. We had a bad storm with crazy winds here, and a piece of siding flew off of my house. I am going to climb up there and attempt to fix it following this blog posting. I got to see the siblings, bro-in-laws, and my father for lunch. We hit up Rock Bottom, and BS-ed about growing up. My brother came up a lot...two funny stories to highlight are as follows:

The time when my brother went up the mountains with the boy scouts and jumped in front of a toboggan, which caused him to get a concussion. I remember dad getting the call, and his return...took the heat off us other kids for a little, haha.

The second event was back few years, and my brother was cutting the back yard with the ride-on lawnmower. Big brother turned the mower a little too close to the deck, and smashed the lattice under the deck. THEN, he tried to back up, but instead went forward even more, tearing up more of the lattice. He ended up working on the repairs for a while with "Bob Villa" papa Bill.

Good times growing up. Enjoy your weeks, be safe!!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

4 March 2008

Weird here...I just woke up and it is already 61 degrees. I would have liked to sleep in just a little bit longer, but the howls started up from beyond the crate doors. I guess it's a good wake-up alarm. The weekend was fun but unproductive. Friday night after work, I played cards with some of the fellas, but it killed me Saturday when I could barely function. I know I have stated this many times in the past few, but my old bones cannot take excessive booze anymore. Sunday it was back to the grind, and hammering out speeders. I din't stop anyone under 90mph, and I still wrote an easy 10. I was able to stop in to the house and see the pup and the wifey, which was very nice. Monday I cleaned up 'bleu' or what I call my car, and waxed same. The car looks great for the time being, and of course the wifey gets to drive it to work while I work on hers today. After this weekend, I need to pick things up with the house improvements. On a side note, my cell phone crapped itself yesterday, and none of the # buttons will work. This is just in time since I would save a lot more money if my junky phone lasted until May 1st. Due to the fact that it died yesterday, I only save 75$ off of a new phone instead of 150$. I think cell phone companies have the phones rigged to bite it before 'one' saves the full amount...
Oh well, off to a Sprint store near you....Lates! (Be safe BRO)

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

27 February 2008

Today was Bodhi's first VET visit, and he did pretty well. I have to deduct points, since he didn't get any shots today, but he was well behaved and enjoyed a 'butt sniffing' session with a min-hotdog dog. He weighed in at 28LBS, which a decent increase from a week-ish ago when he came home at around 22LBS. At this rate, He'll be walking us in a few months. Later this evening, I went to the eye doc's, where I was measured seeing 20/15...I was advised that I should be able to see even clearer in a few weeks. Following that, I finally got to go to the gym. With the puppy coming home, I have had to readjust my schedule and lifting weights has been placed on the back burner. Well, I'm off to bed...I'll admit it was a pretty boring day but it's all I got for now. Lates...

Sunday, February 24, 2008

24 February 2008

What a weekend..
Since Thursday night where I worked 15 hours straight, not including the hours I was awake during the day with the 'beast'. It was crazy...I couldn't see a thing and people were flying by my Troop car, with lights on, and then flying off the road. It was pure chaos out there or Thunderdome! I left work, drove to Target to get a presciption filled, and then proceeded to run home to feed and let out the pup. I quickly placed him in his crate, and then shoveled my home out. I then gorged myself with some food, and then my buddy drove me to get my Lasik eye surgery done. I will go into in more detail to come, but I can see 20/20 with a little fog-iness already, and it should only improve over the next few weeks. By the time I got home, a could barely stay awake/conscious. Normally, Lasik patients experience an extreme burning sensation for a few hours, but I was so exhausted that I passed out for about 5 hours. Besides not being able to stand ANY light of any sort when I first woke up, I could see pretty well/clear.
Saturday the rents and the rents-in-law came over and we went to PF Changs for lunch...man, I have never seen my parents each so much. They absolutely loved the puppy, who was not much of any excitement. The reason being that Bullmastiffs experience 'growing pains' and Bodhi was experiencing this in his rear left leg and refused to do much of anything besides eat, poop, pee, and sleep. He would not walk on that leg at all...good thing it only lasts about a day at a time or so. The other good thing about this is that the rents think he is extremely dull and dosile, and haven't seen him in 110% Bodhi mode, when he runs around like a man-dog. We'll save this for when they doggie-sit, hehe.
Today, my neighbor helped me put in a flourescent light in my garage that is 8 feet long. At night it is like the sun in there, so if anyone needs to tan, let me know. I might start doing oil changes at night for extra money, hehe. I'll try to explain the Lasik procedure in full detail later this week. Anyway, I need sleep...till tomorrow...

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

19 January 2008

So, today seemed to be going well...I awoke to my pup crying to go out. I unwillingly got up, took him out (where he proceeded to drop the biggest 'duece' a small puppy has ever dropped), and fed him. I had to go to the eye doctors to schedule my Lasik, and would be gone about 2.5 hours. When I walked into my house, it smelled like a giant fart, which I assumed Bodhi had dropped, but as I got closer to the crate I knew it was far worse. Apparently, he had some sort of explosive diarrhea, and then proceeded to walk/lay in to. So, when I got him out of his crate, and started carrying him to avoid poop on the floor, I became 'poopified'. I had to strip down and take a shower in order to wash him since it was far too cold for an outside bath. I got him all cleaned up, brushed, and fed before he later decided to pee on my carpet right in front of me. To say the least, I felt like a new parent with a baby, and was so relieved when Tina informed me that she was on her way home from work. Of course he was an angel for us when Tina was home, since he is her 'little angel'. I worked out, hit the store, came home, cooked, cleaned, and then crashed...until 3am when he started crying again and I had to literally drag my old bod down the stairs to let him out...I figured it is has to be about a 1000x's better than today's explosion incident. Let's hope tomorrow goes a little bit better...."Focker out".

Monday, February 18, 2008

18 February 2008


So, it has been both an exciting and depressing weekend/week start. Friday I was honored with the presence of my immediate family, including my brother fresh home from rural Kansas, the rents, the siblings, MK, nieces, brother-in-laws, and even some Strong Island peeps (with lovely daughter that I got to meet). It is always a time when I leave with ribs hurting from all the laughter, but only this time some tears. I don't know if my job has desensitized me with goodbyes, but it baffles me to see people try to remember loved ones the last time that they last saw them. I instead found myself thinking of all the great times my family has had through the years, and it is always reminder of times when we were tiny...perhaps growing up with the "Wonder Years" as a constant reminder of how great things were growing up (in simpler times) is to blame? When I returned home, I heard that Indiana Jones 4 was coming out soon, and I simply thought of the time my brother and I went to SyndiKid (Spelling?) to see Raiders of the Lost Ark, and he won this Indiana "action figure" (Not DOLL!) with real whipping arm action. The best times... I will end Friday's thoughts with my goal of sending many care packages to my brother, reminding him that there are greater days to come, and attempt to make his stay there better just a little... I am open to suggestions/joint packages.
Saturday was a very stressful and joyous day, when we got to bring home little Bullmastiff Bodhi, weighing in around 22 LBS or so. Pictures will be attached following this blog!! The first one is Bodhi and his mom! The wifey road in the back, paying great attention to keep the little pup safe and secure. We got him into the house, and let him get the lay of the land before feeding this tiny pup. If he grows how he eats, we are in a lot of trouble...I haven't seen quick furious eating since my days in the Academy. The remainder of Saturday and Sunday were filled with naps, meals, many bathroom breaks, and lots of playing...I fear I will wear holes in my jeans soon. For those who were able to come visit, thank you. For those that cannot visit yet, Bodhi promises to grow very fast and big to welcome you home with much bigger paws...
I am off to bed...I have a lot of errands to run, including a visit to finally get a Lasik Eye Surgery date/time. Wish me luck. I'll keep you posted on funny events with the new addition to the family...I will say before I go that he loves to sleep on his back, and flops around his crate until he is 110% comfortable. Takes after his owner I guess (male side)....Nite.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

10 February 2008

Well, it was a busy weekend. Since Friday, I have been 'puppy proofing' my first floor, since we have to wait to bring the puppy home. One of the breeder's dogs got kennel cough, so he is keeping the puppies for a week to give them antibiotics and observe them. Tina and I spent the majority of Friday and Saturday cleaning and 'proofing' the house. Then , I worked a DWI patrol overtime Saturday night in an attempt to catch someone drinking and driving...negative results.
Today, I spent most of the day installing a mount and switch system for a ceiling fan for my guest bedroom...my neighbor is basically Bob Villa and knows all about houses. It took about 5 hours, but I now have a nice new illuminated switch for a ceiling fan that I will put in following painting the guest bedroom. For those who wish to do same, call me, I am now a master since I basically had him explain the system step-by-step. I am off to bed soon...I just got back from the "Outback" and am full of steak and deserts, haha. Till later this week, be safe and stay warm!!

Sunday, February 3, 2008

3 February 2008

Well, it's been a little while, and I've been slacking. I will make every attempt to add a blog more often, if only every couple of days.
This weekend...Friday, I had a pretty normal day of work, but I must admit it sucks working on the TP when it pours. I am not sure about my brother, but when my uniform gets wet, it smells like a wet dog, literally, hehe. After work, the wifey and I went over to an old squadmate's house for drinks and food. It was tough getting up Saturday morning in order to make the hike up to my brother's house for the birthday celebration. Tough because I had a slight hangover, since I can't bounce back from drinking like I used to do in college. It was worth the trip though...sitting around BS-ing and playing lots of 'hide-and-go-seek'. My favorite part was falling asleep on the couch (COU-R you going to the mall later?) with my brother's new-born on my chest. I hate to say it, but since she was sick, she passed out on my chest for about an hour, which I would never get her to do. After she woke up, I was able to get some laughter out of her from my father's arms, before she slowly went out again...what a great child(ren). Today, it was back to the grind, before I returned home, ate, and passed out on the couch while the Giants somehow beat New England...it is definitely going to snow. Well, it's my bedtime....got a few days off until I head back into work. Looking forward to picking up the puppy Saturday.
Nite...

Monday, January 28, 2008

28 January 2008

Well, with warm and sunny climate come crazy 'speedy' drivers. It was quite a show out there today for those blessed enough to travel the TP of this beautiful State. I wrote a full book of tickets by 10:00am, meaning in 4.0 hours, I wrote ten tickets, you do the math. I ended up hammering out 13 tickets, which is rare for me because I usually 'burn out' so to speak after lunch with my full belly. The public simply found a way to motivate me today. I came home, dressed, and hit the gym a great back workout. I am planning on hitting my bed soon after this blog comes to a completion. I'll be out bright and early tomorrow, so pass the word to family and friends...my 'sore feable shoulders' are aching from sanding, but willing to hold that ticket book up to my ball point pen.
Lates...

Sunday, January 27, 2008

27 January 2008

After a long weekend, I will be back to the grind tomorrow morning. I spend the majority of the day on the short end of the stick, meaning utilizing a random orbital sander to coarsely and finely sand one of my bedroom's walls. I finished that fun time up with spackling several holes in same. I never realized what a shoulder workout this was, until I attempted to go to the gym and lift a chest workout. The shoulders were simply worn out by this time. That was pretty much the highlight of my weekend, so I'm going to cut this one really short and get ready for the public at 6am. "Bye for now", Eric the Midget Style...

Thursday, January 24, 2008

24 January 2008

I will keep this one brief, as I had a very boring day of NJTP Orientation. This meaning a bunch of "to-do's" introducing us to the "BLACK DRAGON"...which is how the TP is known out here based on the amount of drugs, guns, and money that travels between its guiderails daily. The bottom line, I am eligible to work Construction Overtime when/if it becomes available. It also meant a short workday, so I hit up the gym early...
Based on recent criticism and obvious surrounding dangers (mostly from NY and PA), I played basketball for about 1.5 hours this evening. I only shot around (no games), but it felt good to get back on the court. I dunno about you 30-ish year olds, but the older I get, the more I miss my competitive nature that I loved about myself when it came to sports as a kid. I am hoping to play racketball Saturday morning to work on that nature. I will work on the Stern mp3's this weekend...'stand by to stand by'
It might be cold in Kansas, but NJ is pretty damn frigid.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

23 January 2008

Well, to start, the flyers choked in the 3rd to lose to the Devils. There were quite a lot of fights though, so it was definitely worth the trip to Filthadelphia. Before going to the game, I set up my tool chest that I just purchased. I got sick of placing my tools all over the house and garage in various places only to lose my mind later trying to remember where I placed them. I have discovered that the older I get, the more I have to write things down or I instantly forget them. The chest is one of those three-tiers with the smoooth drawers that I bought liners for and all. Yes, I am excited about this...enough so, that I gave Tina a piggie-back ride downstairs and back to see it since she refused to walk down last night at 11-ish. I must say she weighs less after 4 or so black & tans.
I hit the TP early this morning with a few quick stops, but was laughing too much to the latest Howard Stern that I had downloaded for my IPOD. Yes, Pat I am working on placing them on cd's so you can laugh as well in your down time. I just wasn't in the mood to 'hammer the public'. Don't let me fool you though, I still managed to squeeze a few tickets out there.
On a side note to those commenters from "Strong Island"...nothing gives me more pleasure handing a piece(s) of 'wood' to some NY-er who thinks they own the road down here, haha. And secondly, I am an Adonis, even at my age, and accept your challenge in any of the manly sports of the world. I am a man, ...I invented the wheel and built the Ivory Tower out of steel and brawn. On the other side of that side note, I hear things are well with you and your new family...congratulations and best wishes to you. Till tomorrow...

Monday, January 21, 2008

21 January 2008

So, the weekend was pretty normal, while working midnights. I wrote about 25 tickets to people who were usually speeding over 90mph in a 65mph zone. Today, I could barely get out of bed around 3pm-ish. This is normal for a third day of midnights when I am trying to catch up on sleep, and simultaneously trying to get back to normal sleeping.
All I can say is that it was freezing working last night...I would walk up to a car, get their credentials, and sprint back to my hot CrownVictoria or Tahoe, whichever I was driving. The Tahoe is pretty sweet to drive, and thus far no one is looking for them....hence, I was able to pace a car Friday night at 100mph. I'm hitting the bed soon...big day of errands tomorrow and then a Flyers game.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

17 January 2008

So, I am adding my own Blog to battle the older brother's much cooler Blog with guns and all...
My day: I got up today, and ran errands for my newly acquired household. Then I hit the gym, where it began to snow like one reads about. It is the first time I've seen any real snow in NJ this year to date. I then proceeded to sled home in my SUV Chevy Cavalier, after running to the Home Depot because almost 1/2 of my house's lightbulbs were out. It was buy bulbs or buy candles. I then cooked chicken on the grill for my lovely wife, and will be reading my new "puppy" book so I can discipline my puppy Bullmastiff when he comes home in three-ish weeks. I will be headed to bed soon after, since I will be up early to see my GI Joe brother tomorrow at noonish. Don't worry, I will be working all weekend, and soon to have some cool stories to share...
Nite